";s:4:"text";s:11745:" But, as I’ve learned from living in Yankee country the past decade, not everyone partakes in this fun wedding tradition. If you want to skip the beets (no pun intended) you can replace them with ¾ cup of oil or unsweetened applesauce. I wanna hit it hard! Shelby: Well, we went skinny dipping and we did things that frightened the fish. Truvy: An armadillo?! M'Lynn: Truvy, there's some candy in my purse. You should be kinder to your circulatory system!! That’s what my mind says.
This one was not bad at all. Drum would be so pleased. 1 ½ tsp. Steel Magnolias’ Armadillo Cake. Answer: September 26th, 2009. Half o' Chiquapin Parish'd give their eye teeth to take a whack at Ouiser! Thanks to M'Lynn, Truvy, Shelby, Ouiser, Clairee, and Annelle we will always have great one-liners. 1) For the cake, in the bowl of an electric mixer, cream the butter and sugar on medium-high speed for 5 minutes, until light and fluffy. I know now I was suffering from pre-menstrual syndrome. Truvy: Well, thank goodness. I couldn't leave my Shelby. M'Lynn: You should not be on your feet all day!! Ouiser: You are evil, and you must be destroyed.Clairee: Mother Nature's taking care of that faster than you could.
I can't even begin to think how you make gray icing! He eats them with everything.
Ouiser: Drum. vanilla extract Clairee: Ouiser, nobody pays any attention to you. Shelby: No. Dr. Mitchell told her on her last appointment…children aren't possible. We're not feedin' Drum till the end of time. 1 ½ cups plus 1 ½ tbsp. ¾ tsp. I said I'd be better off when my body wears out. Truvy: In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight. . Shelby. Truvy: Oh get with it, Clairee. 3) To decorate, add 4 drops of blue food coloring and 2 drops of red, yellow, and green to the frosting. We'll get Sammy. He's a real gentleman! I-I don't think I can take this!
Clairee: Oh, Truvy, it can't be that bad. His heart's in the right place. A place for fans of Steel Magnolias to view, download, share, and discuss their favorite images, icons, photos and wallpapers. Drum Kill, kill! Truvy: Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion. Pink is my signature color.
Ouiser Boudreaux: My God, you look different. Drum: How the hell do I know? In a small bowl, whisk together red food coloring, cocoa, and vanilla extract and add to the creamed butter and sugar. Truvy: All right. Louie: Come on, Sammy! Annelle: Miss M'Lynn, l don't know if this is the right time or place but l wanted to tell you that Sammy and l have decided if this baby's a girl we'd like to name it Shelby since she was the reason we met in the first place. Nothin' like a good piece of ass. No, here you go. Just peace. Ouiser Boudreaux: Clairee, this is just a gesture. Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm pleasant. Shelby. This whole thing has gotten outta hand. Clairee Belcher: Very good, Annelle! Annelle: I already bought all the stuff and it's in the "freezes beautifully" section of my cookbook. ", "Don't try to get on my good side...I no longer have one. Truvy: I had one once, but I threw it up against the wall when I couldn't figure out where the batteries went. [gasps when she sees Spud has opened a shop called Truvy's West, a new addition that connects with her beauty spot] l don't believe it! [pointing to Shelby's hairstyle] 'Cause this is going to be in the hairdo hall of fame.
Clairee: And everyone lived happily ever after. Clairee Belcher: The older you get, the sillier you get. ", "I just like the idea of growing old with somebody. Well, just because l'm braggin' on you don't mean you can get lazy on me. Learn how to season this Southern kitchen staple in five easy steps. M'Lynn: Jackson comes from the good old Southern family with good old Southern values. Men are supposed to be made out of steel or something. Spud's Jeep is this way!! Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion. Who the hell are you? I've always been ready to go first! Stop it, Mama! I am just about at the end of my rope with you. Ferns, dancing, tons of people! 6 tbsp. My dream is to get old, and sit on the back porch, covered with grandchildren, and I'll say: No! M'Lynn: Shelby would love that. Clairee: It's been a long time since we had a youngster in this place. I just held Shelby's hand. M'Lynn: [slight laugh] Oh, oh, oh, oh, she's makin' some sense now. To my amazement, the mistake ended up making the cake super moist, the chocolate flavor pop more, and left the cake a really really vibrant red. Bend the tail in a curve and insert the wick end into the body. Drum Special tool: silicon mini bunt cups or pan, For the frosting: A doctor! Truvy: I kind of like hiring somebody with a past. Truvy: Well in a good shoe, I wear a size 6. Official Sites She's been so upset lately. Ouiser: Yes. M'Lynn: Oh, I'd love to see you try!! Truvy: Jonathan, quick! Get off my…[Clairee falls off the bench] Good, now sit!! I wanna know why Shelby's life is over! Ouiser: You are evil and you must be destroyed. One of those tent-revivals with all those Bible-beaters doin' God-only-knows-what! Lay flat in front of frosted cake. Louisiana lawyers do well whether they want to or not!! ¾ tsp. Thattagirl. l bet he takes the dishes outta the sink before he pees in it.
People are gonna be hackin' into this poor animal that looks like it's bleedin' to death. Annelle: Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair. Based on Robert Harling's play, this comedy-drama directed by Herbert Ross (The Turning Point) follows several years in the lives of women who regularly see one another at a beauty shop in their small Louisiana town. M'Lynn: Yeah. M'Lynn: I just sat there. Yes really. In another small bowl, combine the cider vinegar and baking soda and immediately add to the batter. You'd give your dog a kidney if he needed one. We've gathered 25 of our favorite quotes from the film that brought the South its (unofficial) signature color. [she puts some back; cut to Annelle and Sammy's house, they're getting out of Sammy's truck]. | There, I said it, I hope you're satisfied. Ouiser: That is PRECISELY why I'm here! Graphic by Betsy Lovell. Clairee: If it had hair, it'd be a Saint Bernard. Shelby: My colors are blush and bashful. Steel Magnolias Quotes Showing 1-9 of 9. You need some juice. Ouiser: What's the matter? Don't you talk to me like that! One of my husband’s favorite movies is Steel Magnolias. Company Credits [Clairee and Ouiser approach the other woman, and they've clearly made up]. It's awful!! [Ouiser sees Jack Jr., and kneels down to say "hi"]. [Jack Jr., having heard Clairee's story, gets scared, then starts to cry, then he hits Ouiser! lt's all right, honey. Add the egg and mix until well blended. I was attempting to halve the recipe, but forgot to divide the measurements for the last two ingredients. ", "Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it's marchin' across your face. I’m pretty sure her delivery of the monologue in the cemetery garden made me want to become an actress. Go get a doctor! The trendy haircuts you’ll be seeing everywhere next year. Fill the sections with silver sugar sprinkles. “He can’t see without his glasses.” The very end of Pan’s Labyrinth left me sitting in the theatre unable to move. Shelby: Well, we went skinny dipping and we did things that frightened the fish.
In addition to its emotional story, "Steel Magnolias" features plenty of one-liners thanks to the film's quick-witted band of women. 1 ¼ cup sugar You need a radio. Drum Truvy: Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. baking soda : Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. Well, then why don't you tie a noose and slip it 'round your head? Quit asking so many rhetorical questions. Ouiser: I'm not crazy, M'Lynn, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years! He's got an aunt that makes them. Shelby: I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special. Clairee Belcher: I love ya more than my luggage. Clairee: No, you're not.